- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blonde throw her alarm clock out the window? Because it was broken.

Hmmm, how would Sherlock Holmes solve a crime?... Oh wait. He doesn't exist.

What has 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and half a fish.

Somebody else besides you: what time is it? You: what time is what? SOmebody else: ? What?

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

Alex watched his grandfather tear up as he told him the terrors of the Holocaust. Apparently killing Jews is hard on people.

How did the blond know that you like her? You said,"Baby, I like you"

Q: What did the terrorist do when he walked into the football stadium? A: Set off a bomb, killing him and others there

why did the chicken cross the road. to get to the other side. but it didnt. ROADKILL

Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your lord and savior?

Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

Why did the boy take the girls backpack? he has this many hands

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

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What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

Q: How did the black man own the Lamborgini? A: He was 2 Chainz.

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

What's the difference between Obama and a monkey? They are two different species, so thus they are very different.

Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

A blonde walks into a bar; she orders and enjoys her drink and then leaves with her thirst quenched.

Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

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