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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a cat and a dog? They are different species... do i really need to explain the difference??

Person 1: what is 2 + 2? Person 2: 4 Person 1: no Person 2: what is it than? Person 1: vagina

What did the PC say to the Mac? Nothing you idiot! Computers can't talk.

you know your just like my pinkie toe........eventually i am going to bang you on a table

Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? Getting shot in the gut What's worse than that? Getting raped in the hole made by the bullet

A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it got stuck at a red light, it waited 5 minutes before getting frustrated and leaving. Later that day the chicken realized that it had forgotten to press the button.

A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. At what point would a chicken consciously know it was crossing a road.

Why did a chicken cross the road? To see The Doors.

What's bigger than a horse ? An elephant.

What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

What do you call a guy with aids? Your dad

What did one theoretical physicist say to another theoretical physicist? Hey there Bill, how's Nancy and the kids doing?

hola said the chinese man

Life is like a bucket of wood shavings. Except when they're in a pail. Then it's like a pail of wood shavings.

How do you get babys to paint a house? depends on how hard you throw them

Roses are red, Your blood is too, Don't believe me? I WILL CUT YOU

What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should? Fly halfway across the world when the environment turns hostile.

what happened to the atheist when he died? he went to HELL

Q: What did they call the dude who was stuck on a deserted island? A: Incontinent.

do u like chicken ? ....no good...cuz its for black people.

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