- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man poop his pants. becuase he had to poop.

Roses are Red Violets are Purple But nothing rhymes with purple.

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

Q: What cant you give a black guy? A: Black eye, lips, and a jon

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

What do you call a cat that gets pushed into the pool? Angry as hell.

Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

Why was the man sad? Because he found his 80 year old mother had been raped and murdered in her home...

What's the easiest way to load dead babies into a tractor trailer? Pitchfork.

How do you know if someone is vegan? They'll tell you.

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Q:If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is here to hear it, will it make a noise A:That Philosopher probably had a lot of herbal tea in the morning

Insert joke that isn't even an anti joke = The new jokes on anti joke now.

how much will u suck my dick for? $100, $50, $25, o u said none so u give freebees!!!!

What do you call a Knight who farts a lot? Sir Farts-a-lot

whats funnier than 24? your grammar, its more funny thank you.

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? this overused joke

how do you make a blond girl cry? kill her family

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.. A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: Not Sally

What does the fox say? A scream-y howl. A shrill, hoarse scream of anguish, it sounds more than anything like a human baby undergoing some kind of physical torture.

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