"Knock knock..." "come in"

man: im hungry can i have a sandwich wife: go make one man: then what are you gonna do

What's white and looks like paper? Paper.

a duck walked up to a lemon aid stand and he said to the man running the stand... quack

What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

My uncle said to me that life is like a box of chocolates But I'm lactose intolerant

LAST COMMENT? DISGUSTIIIING! NO YOU TAKE IT!

What does a gay horse eat? Other gay horses.

Ask me If I am an orange? Are you and Orange? No

What did the flower say to it's friends? I want to kill a Christmas tree.

Q: What's the difference between between basketballs and babies? A: I don't shoot basketballs.

Who do you call when there is a ghost in your house? You should problably call the doctor, you may be hallucinating.

whats a joke

What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Nothing. Johnny is Jewish.

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

being sober in a bar fight

What did the ant do? I don't care you whore

Did you hear about the man who went up into space without a space suit? He died.

"knock knock" "who's there" "I dont know, check the door"

roses are red violets are blue

Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth she has lacked a jaw

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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