Roses are red, violets are blue No they're not, violets are violet

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-You know what will always get people fighting? -Hey, you wanna fight?

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01101110 01101001 01101110 01100101 00100000 01100101 01101100 01100101 01110110 01100101 01101110 translate here http://binarytranslator.com/

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

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Factors that can increase your risk of prostate cancer include: Older age Being black Family history of prostate cancer Obesity My friend's grandfather is black and obese, his 70th birthday is tomorrow and his dad died of prostate cancer

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Why did Jimmy throw butter out the window? Because he had down syndrome

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this joke is funny so dont read the rest even though there is no rest

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What's worst than the finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worst than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Finding seven dead babies in a trash can. What's worst than that? Finding one dead baby in seven trash cans.

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To look at the most interesting man in the world.

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What starts with S and end in H-I-T? shit.

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A man walks into a bar and says, "I'll take a drink."

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I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

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Adele walks into a bar. The barman says she's too ugly hahahahahahahahahahhahahahha lololololololololololololol

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Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

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... Chan chan

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Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

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have you ever tried Ethiopian food? neither have they

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

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How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

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Q: What cant you give a black guy? A: Black eye, lips, and a jon

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What is a gremlin? A gremlin.

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Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

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