What the the newly born male dog get for his first birthday? A loss of two testicles.

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what's worse than a joke about the holocaust? the holocaust.

Q: Why does the chicken cross the road? A: To get hit by a redneck.

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

Q:Howd the blind kid find his way home? A:He didnt, he got lost and died of starvation.

Roses are yellow Daisies are purple Tv drinks yes Why swing the door

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse didn't respond, because it's a horse.

Why did the shrimp refuse to share? Because he was a little shellfish.

Roses are Red Violets are Red Grass is Red Trees are Red My yard is on fire.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Not Suzy" "Why?" "Because she has no arms"

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

Q. What do you call a person with no arms, legs, torso, or head? A. A mutilated corpse.

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.

Why is there air? To blow up basketballs

Roses are red Violets are violet Jesus Christ how dumb can you get.

why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

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My aunt said slow and steady wins the race....... She died in a fire

If life hands you lemons, take them they taste good

what do santa clause and a blueberry have in common they both have beards....except the blueberry

why did the white guy go to a black mans yard sale? to get his stuff back

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