- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A bus full of retarded kids got broken on his way. One kid suggested to the bus driver that the problem could be with the brakes, as that kid's father was a mechanic.

Q-what did lady gaga say to the retard when he asked why he's so stupid? A- Cuz baby u were born this way

knock knock whose there open the door open the door who just open the door so i can come inside

What is red and can fly? An elephant. I lied about being red. And I also lied about the flying part.

why did the chair brake? because a car smashed into it. where did it go? all the way to china. whats 3+4? why did the Chinese man get this wrong? Because a chair was in his head.

YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

The girl was really drunk and passed out. She woke up the next day with a hangover.

How did the black kid apply for college? The Common App. Duhh

I like to thumb up my own jokes.

yo mommas so fat she heard it was chilly out so she ran inside and got a bowl

Have you heard of the mute man that kept telling people he could not talk? Its funny because its true.

Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

How did the boy get a bruise? His mum threw a fridge at him! How did the boy get a big graise? He got mulched! Why did the boy get molested? Because he was naked in Mr. Molestogiacomo's house!

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I'm not creative Roses are Blue

What did the scarf say to the hat? Nothing, a scarf can't talk.

Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

What do you call a baked bean falling from 10,000 feet? A baked bean

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

someone says they've been "dying laughing"... no they haven't; they're quite capable of still breathing and functioning in every day life.

A knock knock B who's there A nobody

Why did the man cross the road? His mother had recently passed away after a 12 year battle with lung cancer and is visiting her tombstone.

Why did Jennifer shit herself? Because there was a black man staring through her window!

Q. Whats red and smells like blue paint? A. Wheres my tractor?

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