- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the mathematician go to jail? Because he killed his wife.

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Why couldn't the surgeon perform surgery? Because he was in court being sued due to the fact that he administered too much anesthesia to a patient, who later died of overdose..

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Why did the girl fall from the tree? Gravity.

What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She didn't own a car.

"What starts with an 'F' and ends with 'uck'?" "I don't know, what?" "'Firetruck.'"

~Chinese Anti Joke~ What is the difference between American army and Chinese army? American army teach youngsters to use their tanks. Chinese army smash youngsters with their tanks.

Your life

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse responds "I have cancer"

What do you get when you don't wear protection? A baby.

Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

Why couldn't Helen Keller Drive? Because she was a woman.

-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

hi mom

What would Abraham Lincoln do if he were alive today? Scream and scratch at the lid of his coffin.

why was the monster truck late to the rally.. because it had no driver

What's a word that describes someone annoying, black, starts with an N and ends with a R? Nagger

how do you confuse a blond? put them in a circle room and tell them to sit in the corner

How do you make a suicide jumper not jump? Shoot him instead.

What comes after 69? mouthwash

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