what do you call an old man missing a toe? a diabetic.

A man walks into a bar an orders a few pints. He then goes home and brutally rapes his wife and chains his staring kids to a fencepost in the backyard along with their deceased dog named Spot.

a chinese man pays the full price

Whats worse then getting shot in the leg? Getting shot twice in the leg

What did one dolphin say to the other after watching a banana dance with an afro. My pancreas was replaced with a mango.

Knock knock. Why do you say the words "knock knock" without actually knocking on the door?

What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

Why did the Soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin in the air.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A hat.

Why did the pedophile skip breakfast? He said that he would grab a little something on the way to work...

Q: Why was the black guy afraid of the chainsaw A: It was cutting his arm off

What's worse than biting into a worm in your apple? Being run over by a stampede of elephants

A Mexican, German, and a black man walk into a bar... They promptly exit due to the access amount of tobacco fumes in the air.

Kyle grund parker coffey

Penis chickens

Why was the five-year old lying in the middle of the sidewalk? Because he was dead.

what did the Nazi say to the Jew? I hate you

Whats yello and cant swim A bus full of dead children in a lake

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Elephant. Elephant who? Seatbelt.

What's the difference between oreos and your opinion? I asked for your opinion.

Why is my girlfriend pregnant? We wanted an abortion

Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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