What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

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What do you call a person with no eyes, ears, or mouth? Helen Keller

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What do you call 100 dead babies in my garage? Murder.

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what do you call a man without an umbrella? wet

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What did the vegitarian order for brunch. VEGITARIANS DONT BELIEVE IN ICE CREAM>

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What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

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Have you ever just woken up one day and thought, "I don't wanna wear pants today."

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A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink then walks out of the bar ...

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Q: A policeman is working past a room. The window is too high to see in. The person hears "no John, don't", and then a gunshot. He rushes inside and sees a dead body on the floor with a gun beside him. Also in the room are a doctor, a lawyer and a priest. Without asking any questions, he immediately arrests the priest. Why? A: Because the priest is the only male in the room.

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ok so ive been pondering for a while now for a joke to submit and here is what ive got, tell me what you think: quif stain

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Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

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Q: What does Chinese look like? A:Chinese

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? where's my tractor?

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How do you get to the store, if your car is broken down? Steal a blind girls bike, she can't ride it anyway!

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Why do men not get cullulite? Because it's ugly.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He had no distinguishing characteristics whatsoever.

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how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And I hate Jewish people

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Tommy got neutered.

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I don't usually drink beer, but when I do it usually doesn't take much for me to feel the effects of intoxication.

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Knock knock Whos there You spelt who's incorrectly You spelt whos incorrectly who ...................

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What happened when the old man fell off the roof? He died....

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The original anti joke. What is jeopardy?

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