- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do men not get cullulite? Because it's ugly.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And I hate Jewish people

There once was a man from Nantucket. He had no distinguishing characteristics whatsoever.

What happened when the old man fell off the roof? He died....

Knock knock Whos there You spelt who's incorrectly You spelt whos incorrectly who ...................

I don't usually drink beer, but when I do it usually doesn't take much for me to feel the effects of intoxication.

The original anti joke. What is jeopardy?

What do you call a Mexican with a lawnmower? The guy I'm thinking of is named Pedro. He works hard and takes care of his family.

What can fly, but can not swim? Malaysia Airlines Flight 370

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nazi Nazi who? I am the mailman. I nazi your mailbox. Can I leave the letters on the front porch?

What has hands but isn't alive? A dead person.

Why didn't junior say thank you for his christmas present from his dad? He was raised by two moms

What do you call an overly-sexual, chewbacca-like creature that smokes cocaine and shoots heroin, while beating its offspring? Mom.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Whats worse than standing on lego? Rebecca black. whats worse than Rebecca Black? Justin Bieber. Whats worse than justin Bieber? Standing on a baby that isnt yours.

What did the customer say to the waitier? "I think I'll have the special."

Roses are red My balls are blue Get off Unless You want too

I walked in ony my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

what is green and red and goes 100 miles per hour? frog in a blender

Your momma's so stupid, she threw out all the W's in the m&m's packet

Knock-Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Why are u crying?

How do you get a ninja to do a backflip? Ask him nicely.

Why did the deer cross the road? It didn't, the animal species is incapable of having a logical reason to possessing the will to cross a road. ruhtard

why did the woman commit suicide? because 2+2=4

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