What time do you go to the dentist? Depends on the appointment.

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I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

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How do the Kardashians change a light bulb? They buy a new mansion

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If John had eight apples and he eats three. Calculate the mass of the sun.

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What's long, brown, and runs across a family's backward? A fence.

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what do u say to a man walking down the street nothing, u shouldnt talk to strangers

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I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

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Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

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What do you do in a one night stand? Stand all night long.

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why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

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Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

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What's hotter than a beautiful girl in a bikini? Among many things, the Sun, the Earth's core, the inside of a volcano...

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What did the Asian man say to the African man Ching Chang Chong

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Your mother is such a whore that she engages regularly in acts of consensual but unprotected sex with various gentlemen.

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What's worse than blowing out 1 lightbulb Blowing out 2 lightbulbs

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My name is Jacob Mckeand and my penis is as long as Mr. Macs hair.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

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A frog walked into a bar. Except by frog I meant Frenchman, and by bar I meant English pub. The Englishmen in the bar kill the Frenchman in a display of territoriality.

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Q: what did i say when i crashed into the twin tower. A: nothing i was dead

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Mom: Uncle toms coming home from the war Jimmy: What are we going to do Mom: Bury his coffin he hit a land mine .............. Jimmy: ^O^

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boobs.

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Vaginas are like? books. You stick your dick in them.

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What is little,red and its in the corner??? -strawberry in the corner

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I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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