- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a brick and a ginger? The entirety of their chemical make up and physical appearance.

What did the 80 year old man do to celebrate valentines day with his wife? Nothing, Alzheimer's made him forget about Valentines day.....and that he was married. What did his wife do for Valentines day? Killed herself.

What did the man say to the cat. ~It doesn't matter it impossible for 2 Species to Communicate between one another.

Knock Knock Who's there? Yes.

Why did the man fall of the cliff? A: Because someone pushed him.

Why did Fred fall off the bike? He was a shoe.

What's worse than getting your dog neutered? You being the dog.

Do u take sugar?

A man walks into me and I say: "WATCH IT PUNK!"

Wat do u call a priests shit Holy shit

What did the 14 year old girl get on her birthday? A cake that read, "You're adopted"!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Roses are red.

How many ADD kids does it take to screw...

How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

What do a plane and a flight attendant have in common? They're both going somewhere in their careers. Aside from the flight attendant.

A man walks into a bar, purchases a beer, and leaves.

What will ur wife say when she finds you in bed with a hore-s.

My mum is called Steve

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock.. Who's there? Not Sally!

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

How do you make an elephant float? Who cares?

Tiny timmy likes timmy turner in his time of tingling on christmas.

Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

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