- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin Before He Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

Why is Macaroni Boy so Cool Because He's not

A mentally disabled person asked a tree, "Are you a tree?" the tree didn't say anything because it can not speak.

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Q: What's grey and can't climb trees A: A car park

What did the priest tell his son? Nothing, priests can't have children.

Your momma's so stupid that she might not have graduated from high school, ceasing her ability to have an educated job. Now, she makes minimum wage and can barely feed her son.

what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

EVERYONE, CREATE LOVE NOT WAR.. Between Josh and Dylan... WILD.. PASSIONATE.. LOVE!

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One turns to the other and says, "Boy, it sure is hot in here!" The other one replies, "OMG, A TALKING MUFFIN!"

A: Hi I am a Mormon B: I know I'm one of your wifes

What is my favorite color? How the heck should I know?

what does the black man say to the white man? nice weather were having huh.

Mum makes $97 per hour working online? Offline I can see , but online, mmm pull the other one, it plays lossless codecs

What do you get when you cross a black man and a mule. Arrested.

What is is one good thing about global Waming? Nothing.

Call of Duty is a good game.

What did the gay kid in high school say? I'm straight.

What's sad about a dead person? He was my friend.

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender served him a beer and said "why the long face?", to which the horse replied "neigh". The bartender was later fired for incompetence and serving beer to a horse.

Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

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