Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

What did the little boy with cancer ask for from the Make a Wish foundation. A cure and to lose his virginity before he dies.

How many pairs of jordans does your dad have? None, he lost both his legs in vietnam.

Roses are blue Violets are buckets this poem makes no sense Washing machines

Q:A man walked into a bar. He looked at everyone and suddenly started crying. Why? A: Because everyone was drunk, and therefore came to the point where no one could remember him or anyone else.

a man walks into a bar, it hurt.

A man walked into his house to find that his wife was cheating on him with another man. He was furious, and killed himself

What happens when you give a boy a cookie? He falls asleep and his parents think he was kidnapped by a serial killer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Exercise

what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a penis

What did one prostitute say to the other prostitute? I'm dying of AIDS

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

Why was little Tommy scared? Because he'd just been abducted by a psychopathic rapist.

True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your pornography to the public??? ture. pornography is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt

What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

Why didn't the sperm cell cross the road? It died from the intense heat.

Why did Muhammad pray to Jesus? Because he has low self esteem and didn't believe in himself.

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Impossible, non-living organisms are incapable of moving and babies lack the brain capacity to understand how to screw in a light bulb.

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?" Oh ya he had alzheimers.

What's worse than the common cold? The Plague.

Knock knock. Who's there? Robert. Robert who? Robert Anderson.

Aww, I knew you where a sweetheart at the core Nerochan, I mean I look up towards people that don't give a jack about what others think but I am not as good at it as you are. Now can you please spam that away like really quickly now?

Why did the arm-less Ben fall off the swing? Gravity

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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