Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

Why do Christian protest against gay marriage? They protest because they believe gay marriage is a sin.

Knock knock Who's There? Me I kill you again HA HA HA

A cat starts grooming itself How many sprinkles does it take to cover the moon Cabinet because whales live in water

Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

VaginaBoob ^.^

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? well if 7 8 9 then what happened to the rest?

Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

Why was the man struck by lightning? Josh Mathai was there.

Connor is homo

Why couldnt the old man ski? There was no snow.

How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb? ...You mean, you don't know?

An American, Mexican, and Chinese men are each asked to throw something off a cliff that they have too much of. The Chinese threw off rice. The Mexican threw off tacos. And the Americans.. Well.. They threw off the Mexicans.

what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

Twinkle Twinkle little wh**e close youre legs youre not a door. youre gonna get an S,T,D, youree only wanted cause youre free... Twinkle Twinkle little Wh**e youre cheeper then the dollar store

Caitlin Jenner has a mangina.

Obama walks into a hospital....

a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

Why did the little and energetic girl fall down? Because I snapped her neck.

You know what happens when there's an awkward silence... Everyone feels a little bit uncomfortable for a brief moment in time.

How do rocket scientists exchange greetings? They say "hi"

what is black and looks like a rasberry a blackberry

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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