- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the arm-less Ben fall off the swing? Gravity

What is funnier than 24? The fact that you think numbers are funny?

I went to the doctor & he gave only 6 months to live. I told him I couldn't pay my bill, he said "that doesn't change the fact you're going to die soon."

Why was little Tommy scared? Because he'd just been abducted by a psychopathic rapist.

Why didn't the sperm cell cross the road? It died from the intense heat.

What did one prostitute say to the other prostitute? I'm dying of AIDS

What's worse than the common cold? The Plague.

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Impossible, non-living organisms are incapable of moving and babies lack the brain capacity to understand how to screw in a light bulb.

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt

What happens if Chuck Norris meets a Transformer? Nothing. They would converse, then go their separate ways. Or Chuck would get killed. Horribly.

Lol (wow, I am using that a lot... BAAAD!) Anyway, yeaaaah, you thanked me for being who I am, this rush of happy drugs from the body is totally a sign of taking insult... Funny, I am not much of a endorphin person otherwise.

Make a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day... set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

a man walked into a bar....

What do you call a car that doesn't work? Broken.

whats worse than someone blowing out all your birthday candles? a piano dropping on your head.

Why did little Billy not eat all his carrots? He does not care about his vision.

A blonde walks into a drycleaning store 2 pick up her clothes and as she walks out the empoyee says cum again and the blonde says shut up it was toothpast this time!!!!

What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your Fallopian tubes ripped out by wolverine

What did the homeless man say to the rich man? Can i have some food?

Why did the seagull fly over the sea, It had wings.

What do you do when you find a black man rolling around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No it's Supe- oh wait it is a plane

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