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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She had finished her breakfast and had to get to her job as a firefighter.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Dracula." "Dracula who?" He pulls his cape up to his face and says, "May the force be with you,"

roses are red violets are blue this verse doesn't ryhme and neither does this one

You know what they say... Big feet Lawn-mower

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

What did the man want for his birthday? Chicken dinner serves 2-3 people

When the boy cried wolf who heard him? Not Helen Keller

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He was butchered on the farm for chicken fingers.

Q. How do you make a chicken dance? A. I don't know I was asking you.

Wolfjob.

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked: "Why the long face?" The horse said: "My wife just died."

why did the blond sop at a red light? because it was red.

Whiney the poo and the blustery day.

why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get my ball back.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so fat.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

How do you make Bill Gates poor? You take all of his money

Your mama's so stupid because she has down syndrome.

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

What did hitler give his granddaughter? A gas bill.

How do you kill a politician? You set him on fire and stab him in the back 20 times.