If Miley Cyrus has the ability to come in like a wrecking ball, how come she can't twerk?

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A caar pllus itno a graege. You are probably dyslexic.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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A man walks into a bar,gets a drink, and then leaves.

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What do two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

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bangers and mash?

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Doctor, Doctor I think your gay. thats because i am

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A man was walking down the street He was then killed in a drive by.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attempting to get back to his farm.

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An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

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What's awesome and looks like a pumpkin? An awesome pumpkin.

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Why did the black lady pick out a white dress? Because she thought it was a pretty white dress.

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What's funny about Antijokes.com? Everything

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Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

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You know whats worse than an anti-joke? Practically Anything.

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What do you call it when a cigarette is brown instead of white? A cigarette that is or has been damp so that the nicotine was able to bleed into the paper and dye it.

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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What did the dog do in the phone booth? Nothing, as dog do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grip objects. The previous user must have left the door open and the dog walked in, only to leave a few moments later.

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A gay man walks into McDonald's. McDonald's serves people of all sexualities.

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There are too many people in this bar, a man says. He then walks out of the bar and proceeds to visit his grandmother. Orange.

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Your moma is so nasty. And one day she had a geust over and the geust says " May I use the restroom?" Yes but make sure you use the coffe can to the right because the letf one is full.

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What's slow and spotted? A cheetah, I lied about the slow part

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Why did the deer cross the road? The overpopulation of man has caused an expansion of construction into the habitat of the deer and it has required him to occasionally frequent human populated areas.

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What's black and doesn't work? My Blackberry, but luckily it was still under guarantee and the situation was solved swiftly and relatively drama free.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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