Knock Knock ............... No one's home.

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What is the biggest lie that's still close to the truth? You came out of your momma's asshole.

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Yo mama is so fat , she died of a heart condition

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Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

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Are you Jamaican? Because your dreadlocked hair is an iconic symbol of one who would be from the country of Jamaica.

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Why did the girl scream in terror? Because her parents are being murdered.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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What did the (real) wrestler say to the U.F.C guy? Probably something nice because most U.F.C fighters were wrestlers.

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A man walks into a bar. The other patrons suddenly start to run away screaming, because he had just been hit by a bus.

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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth? Stuck

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Why did the child with one arm shave his head? He is a swimmer.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Jon "Bones" Jones will be fighting Rashad Evans for the Light Heavyweight title tonight at 10PM Eastern time at UFC145.

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whats the differnece between a bag of dead babies and a ferarri? nothing ill never have either

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet, so he/she can put it down.

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What's a fun place to visit on the weekend? Uranus.

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Why do black people like bananas? Because bananas have potassium which therefore gives them bigger muscles, which is why they excel at every sport we white people suck at.

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Why do migets laught when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.

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Today, I was thirsty so I got in my kitchen and took a bottle of juice out of my refrigirator, I realised the bottle was empty, so I immediatly took a walk to the store and bought another bottle.

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What do you call a cat that growls? A cat

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What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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Charmander is red,Squitle is blue,If you were a pokemon i'd choose you.

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why did the baby fall out of the tree? the monkey dropped it. why did the monkey drop the baby? it was dead.

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There are 3 types of people in this world; people who can count, and people who can't

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How many black guys does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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