knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

What do you get when you cross an own and a bungee cord? My ass

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Why did the gitl fail her cooking class? Because she was abused and severely beaten by her teacher

women's rights

Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

Why is Finnish taxi driver smiling while driving? He's happy.

Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

whats white jizz

roses are red violets are blue do i care? no.

Two polar bears were sitting in a bathtub. One said to the other, "Could you pass the saop?". The other say, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?".

Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

What is funny about a cod swimming around alone in the ocean? Nothing, over-fishing is a huge problem in the modern day.

Whats worse then hell? The guy who commited suicide would know.

What's worse than finding an apple in your wo- wait, what?!

What do Michael Jackson and most Catholic priests have in common? They're dead.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, didn't you read the sign on the front door? It says, "People with suits on will not be served." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

A Jew walks on his way to work. He does not notice the quarter lying on the sidewalk and did not care for the dollar lying on the other side of the road.

What's great about taking a shower with a twelve year old girl. Pulling her hair back and making her look like a six year old

Q:What did the frog say to the mailman? A:Nothing theres no mail on Sunday's.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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