- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens if you come across an elephant in the jungle?. You wipe it up What happens if an elephants comes across you in the jungle? Swim

What? Huh?

What's worst than dropping your watch into the gutter? Waking up with a penis on your head.

Jeff: Did you know, someone called you an owl? Billy: Who?

If an aeroplane falls from 15,000 feet in the air and crashes into and orphanage is it possible that no-one will get hurt? No,the aeroplane will destroy the orphange hurting the property value.

A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. He's not really a chicken, he's just called a chicken because he is always afraid.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died from chlamydia.

George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

How do you know a black person is in your house? You see him in your house.

Two ladies are walking down a road. One says, "It's freezing out here!" and then the other woman, who is a scientist, says "No it's not freezing. The freezing point of oxygen is -365.82 degrees F. So, unless it is actually that temperature outdoors, I highly doubt that it is freezing outside."

Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

Why do all black people have AIDS? Because they deserve it.

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow wh- MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

A man walks into a bar And compliments the bartender for his great service

Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

What the difference between an apple and a pear One of them is red

Why did the chicken cross the road? To distract everyone from the Mexican.

A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

What's the difference between a black cat and a black cat? Nothing.

Johnny Depp is Alexander Graham the whole time.

CIA? You? Are you a CIA agent? Wow!

What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

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