What's worse then the Boston bombing? The Texas bombing, considering Texas is a much bigger region then Boston.

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Ask me if im a truck. Are you a truck? Yes.

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What do you call a dear with no eyes? no eyed dear what do you call a dear with no head? dead!

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The following is neither a joke or anti-joke. It's a brainteaser. It's called the Monty Hall Problem. Suppose you're on a game show, and you're given the choice of three doors: Behind 1 door is a car; behind the other 2 doors are goats. You then choose a door. The host then opens another door and reveals a goat. He then says to you, "Do you want to stick with your choice or switch?" Is it to your advantage to switch your choice? The correct answer yes, switching gives you a better odds of winning. Why? There is a simple way to understand it without the mathematical demonstration. Suppose we have the three doors 1, 2 3 and the number 2 is the winner. If you choose not to change , of course the chances to win is 1/3. Now. what happens if you decide to change? The answer is that if you initially chose an incorrect door, you will always win. In the example, if you initially chose the door 1, the presenter will open door 3(because the door 2 is the winner so he can't open that door) So if you change you will win. The same happens if you initially chose door 3(the presenter will open door 1 and if you change you will win). You will only loose if you initially chose door 2(the presenter will open door 1 or 3, and when changing you will loose) So the conclusion is that if you always decide to change, if initially you have chosen ANY(and any in capital letters!) of the TWO incorrect doors you will win. So the chances when changing is 2/3.

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What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

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Why didn't the black man go to work? He had to attend his sister's funeral, who just recently passed away after her long hard battle with breast cancer.

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I walks over to da shop de oother day and there was this guy and he was like... I bought some petrol. LOoooooooooL

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Reading the Terms and Conditions

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Knock knock. Who isn't there? Not me. Don't come in. I won't.

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If I became the president of the U.S.A I would change our national animal from eagle to smeagle. Like this if you agree. By Adam Chebali

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What do you call a man in Afghanistan? Either a scuicide bomber a soldier or a tep

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knock knock, whos there, isaac touch my titty

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Black guy something something. Anti-racist punchline.

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how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

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Where does the Queen of England live? England.

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A student exclaimed "This test is a piece of cake!" He ate it.

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I work at jcpenny

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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A man walked into a bar, and clutched his stomach in pain as it was a steel bar and it hurts when you walk right into a steel bar.

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what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

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What do you do when life throws lemons at you? Take out your lemon shield and retreat deep into your lemon proof bunker.

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How many black babies fit in a garbage can? It depends on the capacity of the garbage can.

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Whats Bin Laden's favorite store 9/11

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Jingle bells, jingle bells SHIT MY FOOT

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