- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you want to hear a joke? No.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

im @ work, LOL.

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

Walk Into The Bakery "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?

What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Bill Walters from across the street. How are we talking through a door?

Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

Kevin: Why can't you hear a pterodactyl urinate? Bob: Because it's extinct? Kevin: No you idiot! The P is silent! Pterodactyl: RAARRGHH! (eats Bob)

There once was a man from Peru, he dreamt he was eating his shoe, he then woke up, took a shower, changed, and drove to work.

What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far.

What is blue and has wheels? Grass- I lied about the colour and the wheels.

Why you don't laught when you see a black guy on a scooter? Because it could be your.

Why did the elephant cross the road? I don't know

quinn knows four other quinns but he ruined my life so he tells me to stop because im ruining this website but i disagree and now he is trying to tell me a joke and im not listening he is still trying but i don't care because i hate him,

Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

I like food. But what's more than that it is necessary for survival. ASIAN!!!!

A man walked into a room and said to his friend, "I am about to show you something amazing." He claps twice and the lights turn on. He is using a device called The Clapper made by Joseph Enterprises, Inc. using advanced technology that was patented in 1985.

if 5+5=10 then 7+9=52

Why did the student get the math question wrong? -Because hes dead

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you through them.

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