There once was a man called steve, His name was steve

2 + 2 = fish

how do you save a baby from drowning? Take your foot off the back of its head.

Were can you find a bag of meth?

What goes up but never comes down? This dick

Q: Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench. A: A bench is an object and a mexican is a human being.

Whats worse then a worm in your apple...... some of these jokes

A white guy, spanish guy, and a black guy jump off a roof. They were all killed on impact and their families will mourn their loss for years to come.

70% of heroin addicts die at some point in their life.

"Bitches are fake, talk shit get hit!". False, female dogs cannot speak in the tongues of humans, and if they could I am sure excrement would not come from their mouths.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attached to a bomb filled with spoons

what is worse than falling off a bridge? .. getting pushed off a bridge

What do you call a muslim flying a plane> .....a pilot

An eagle and a mouse sat on a tree branch, watching a farmer walk to the pasture to milk his cows. The eagle then turned to the mouse but said nothing, because eagles cannot speak. The eagle then ate the mouse because it was a bird of prey.

Neil Lewis

How do u kill a horse? U stab it with a huge butcher knife

What was the blind man's favorite game? Marco Polo

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Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

What has hands but cannot feel? A sociopath; due to his or her mental health condition they are incapable of feeling true emotion.

What's worse than biting into a worm in your apple? Being run over by a stampede of elephants

Roses are red Violets are blue Its 2 in the morning Go the f+%& to sleep.

Sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What's 1 + 1? Fish. What's 2+2? Window. pie.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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