- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little kid fall down? He was pushed

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he's working out.

why did the panda and puppy get into a fight? how should i know, you tell me.

justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

Roses are red Violets are blue Carnations are cheap and they will not get you a blow job.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had AIDS

Whats worse than the holocaust? Anal.

In Soviet Russia, millions die under an oppressive and uncaring regime that uses communism to justify its inhumane policies.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Up until today I thought eminem was the lead singer for maroon 5

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm colorblind.

who ate all the food in zimbabwe? Nick bigg.. he later died of cancer and aids

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

What did God say to the priest while he was masturbating.... ... God doesn't exist.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs water skiing? An anchor

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A victim of animal cruelty.

what happened to the atheist when he died? he went to HELL

What is worse than you commiting suicide? the many years of mourning and threapy your loved ones may have to go though

Knock knock who's there? Boo. Boo who? Uh, Boo Johnson, your next door neighbor. Forget it I'll come another day.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? The baby is not a car.

how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

Why can't the toucann fly anymore? Because they're extinct

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

There are two bears in a shower. One bear says "pass the soap." the other bear says "no soap. Radio."

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