- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

whats worse than a pile of dead babies?...... A carrot

What's brown and slimy? brown slime

Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

Why did the Japanese piliot crash into the ship? Because he has motion sickness and puked all over the wind shield making it so he can't see.

A teacher tells one of her students, "If I say 'I am beautiful', which tense is that?" The student tells her, "Didn't your mother ever tell you that lying is bad?"

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

– Hello. Is this a laundry? – Yes, it is a laundry.

Whats big, round and orange? A big round orange

How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

Yo momma so fat she decided to have lipo suction

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

What's the color of a healthy kidney. I have no f***ing idea.

so an apple walks into a bar... I'm terrible at making jokes...

Q: how many babies does it take to paint a house red? A: It Depends on how hard you throw them

What's brown and sticky? A stick

Why can't a blonde swim? Because in this economy her parents never took her to a pool in which she could get swimming lessons and practice to be able to be a good or maybe great swimmer.

A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

How do you make a person laugh? Tell a good joke How do you make them cry? Tell a sad story How do you make them cry and laugh at the same time? Tell a bad joke

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

Hey babe, are you a refrigerator? -No... Good--'cause I wanna f*ck you so hard. Best pickup line. Always works.

What did the little gril with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer

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