Why did the Jew post a free link on his Facebook wall? Because it is funny and he hoped his friends would like it.

Why was the man burying his child? because in france, fishing is only allowed 3 times a day

Why did the submarine crash? Someone opened the window

Billy wanted a pet...and now he got cancer...

Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

A whore walks in to a bar. She soon finds her John and they leave to his hotel room.

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

How did Justin Bieber die? He didn't. And we all need to stop making fun of that poor boy.

If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop asking me if those jeans make you look fat?

I leave you with a riddle, I am round. I am an orange. What am I?

Whats long, hard, and filled with seaman... a mans penis

david poredos

your face

What's the best thing about shrimp? It never goes bad.

your life

Roses are red, violets are blue! Damn, the florist messed up the colors again!

Q. What do you call a black pilot? A. A pilot.

You you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you. Way do go lazy you didn't read all the you's so you didn't realize there was a yoo in there. But now you realize there aren't any yoo's there way to go.

What do you call a black man on a bike? A hard-working individual who found a steady job and earned enough money to buy a bicycle of his own which he rides to and from his job because he is healthy, doesn't like to waste money on gas, and doesn't like the pollution automobiles put into the air. By Darragh Hamilton

roses are red violets are blue i done you mom a favor by making you...banana and rice don't worry it'll taste just nice

"...."-Hellen Keller

How do you judge a black person? By the content of their character.

what did the black women name her child jamaal

Josh is sooo great at blowing, xoxo Dylan Hodge.

Anti Joke

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