yo mamma so ugly I think she has cancer

What's worse than being swallowed by a blue whale? Being swallowed by a bule whale with herpes.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

Sometimes I fantasize about having sexual relations with Oprah Winfrey. Sometimes I don't.

What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

1: Knock Knock. 2: Who's there? 1: To. 2: To Who? 1: To whom.

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tradegy.

when you smile the whole world stops and stares for a while because you have one tooth and its half chipped.. and your a black mexican red head.

If Oscar Meyer had a dog, what breed would it be? A golden retriever.

What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

Why did the blonde ask the doctor if she should get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anal surgery is the only solution.

Did you hear about the guy who came onto his best friend's wife? Yeah, she handed him some kleenex after and told him to wipe it off.

why cant black people swim? I dont know but they killed my family

I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says "I’m lonely. I wish my friends were back here."

A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

I thought it was the WHITE house. C'mon Obama. C'mon

Q:What the difference between a piano and a guitar A: Nothing, there both instruments and i lied about the difference

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Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

Hey, I just met you. Nice to meet you.

''Levi Johnston is running for mayor of Wasilla, Alaska. Ironically, many of the babies he'll kiss on the campaign trail will be his own.''

ask me if i'm a tree are you a tree? No.

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