- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I've got a shotgun, Give me the money.

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

Yo mamas so fat when she was standing on a scale a girl walked by and said hey thats my phone number! Yo mamas so fat she broke the family tree!

A Jew,Spiderman and The Incredible Hulk all jump off the top of the Empire State Building,who hits the ground first? The Jew because the other two dont exist

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new car? ....neither did he.

What's the difference between a mole and dynamite? - Moles don't explode... unless you fill them with dynamite.

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

anti-joke.com

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

Why aren't elephants allowed in public pools? Because they are elephants.

Lindsay Lohan

What's worse than having a spiked club shoved up your butthole? Not much.

Your momma's so old she might die soon.

A house comes around the corner.

Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

What's worse than being a Packer fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... Oh, wait...

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

Why did the man jump out of the plane? Because the plane was losing fuel fast so he grabbed a parachute and went for it and realized that was the only one left so everyone died a horrible death.

Why did you loose the basketball game? Because they scored more points than us.

A black guy walks into a shop, takes a shirt, and then he pays for it.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??