- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is green and has 4 wheels?... Grass, I lied about the wheels

Roses are red, Violets are blue, your parents are dead they never loved you! I found this one on facebook and i just found this site and all yall got some good jokes LOL

Why did you loose the basketball game? Because they scored more points than us.

EVOLUTION OF MODERN SAYINGS 1 The Samurai: If at first you don't succeed, kill yourself. The British: If at first you don't succeed, give up The Americans: If at first you don't succeed, sue someone, then try again in hopes of a larger payout next time

A black guy walks into a shop, takes a shirt, and then he pays for it.

whats the difference between a bench and a mexican? a bench can support its family

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally.

what do you call a kid in a wheelchair? . handicapped.

A stand-up comedian quits his job. He has social anxiety and can't stand the pressure.

Why did the man jump out of the plane? Because the plane was losing fuel fast so he grabbed a parachute and went for it and realized that was the only one left so everyone died a horrible death.

Knock knock. This is a no soliciting residence, and I do not open my door for strangers.

Paul Walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: No

What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

What did the fat man do? He fell over...

What did grandma get little Benjamin for Christmas? Nothing, she died last year

Knock knock Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? T get to the other side of the road

What sits in the corner of room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler

yo mamma so fat when she seen a stop sigh she ate it

roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

tim tebow is a grat quarterback

why was joe in hospital with facial disorder? his mum hit him with a fridge

A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

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