- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

How you know that you are flying with a "no frills" airline? There are no meals or films provided, no orange juice to drink during ascent and descent and no mid-flight shop service.

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What did the broom say to the vacuum cleaner? "Your mom sucks."

what did the 14 year old boy get for christmas? nothing because he his sitting in prison for killin his parents and is serving a life sentence.

why did the black man sit in the back of the bus? becouse all the seat where taken in the front

Roses are red. I have OCD. That rose IS red right.. Let me check again.

The seven dwarves sat around the house feeling Grumpy, so Grumpy left.

Chuck Norris.

A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

Q: What's the difference between a Chicken and a Triceratops? A: One is a Chicken and One is a Triceratops.

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What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? silence Damn this joke got creepy...

Why can't Tommy ride his bicycle? Because Tommys' bike has a missing pedal.

What did the kid with all F's on his report card get? Beat by his parents

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Two People runs into a bar. They were thirsty.

5 - samios in a wheelchair.

What should you do if a stranger picks you up? Politely request that he put you down.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm Helen Keller.

Knock knock. Whos there? The police, your wife is dead. The police, your wife is dead who? Sir, this isn't a joke.

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