- Anti Joke

What's the diffrence between a hockey puck, and an african child? They're both black, but usualy african children aren't round!

What's worse than being a Jew in the Holocaust? Nothing.

what's the difference between me and callum ? a couple of miles.... and id like to keep it that way

Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

Chose to describe yourself: Green thumb: Tall wealthy, good looking, intelligent man with a model wife, a ferrari expensivo, a hotel just for yourself. Red thumb: A below average piece of shit? Green thumb? Dont lie to me you piece of sh*t!

Knock Knock .... Knock Knock .... Pum Pum Pum .... LAPD! open the door!

A horse walks into a bar. It trips over a barstool, breaks it's leg, and is butchered and turned into canned dog food.

Why do pokemon have hair? because they have no balls

What do you think when you see an asian woman behind the wheel of a car? She's very attractive.

What's black and white and read all over? Half a zebra.

What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? I eat pizza.

Radical thinkers have decided to end abortion they will begin to kill everyone who has an abortion.

How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

Why did the boy punch a little kid in the face? Because he was a bully and liked to feel superior.

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Why does Jimmy Neutron have a big head? Heredity.

whats worse than being payton johnson being black

Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

Q:where did the little kid go? A:wait, before or after i killed him

How old is Batman? Old enough to be a bat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.