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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is big and wet and smells like mushrooms? A big wet mushroom.

knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

Q:What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A: A pilot you racist jerk...

Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a dead black person? There aren't 50 watermelons buried in my backyard.

What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

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what do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? a stick

Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: sticks tongue out "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

Jack Stevens

A man walks into a bar at 1 in the afternoon. He's the bartender and a fellow employee asked him to cover the afternoon shift.

I'm not gay (phrase) - A phrase commonly used by straight men.

What's red and sticky A DEAD BABY

Why did the man with every known fatal disease die? Old age.

A duck walks into a bar.... Duck: Can I have a glass of water? Bartender: How would you like to pay for it? Duck: Put it on my bill

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

A man said to his friend that he looks like his mom died. the other man started to cry due to the fact that it was acctually his dad

What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

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