Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

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What's another name for asexual reproduction? Parthenogenesis.

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What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

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Yo mama's so fat that she needs substantially larger clothes than most other people

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A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother than explains to the daughter the logistics of sex. The daughter seems to comprehend and walk away leaving the mother to cook.

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hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

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I remember my days you know in the army, agfanifuckingstan, got dirty water, then spent a week shitting... Anyway, I was holding a grenade right? And then two of them came around and I was like "here come good boy! GOOOD BOY! Catch the ball!" And then I pulled the pin and threw it. Aww shut up, you are all like "YOU SOLDIER KILL PUPPIES!" NO THOSE WHERE KIDS! And they would have been like 15 today and been killing your men today! YOU ARE SO FUCKING WELCOME!

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Joe goes to the bathroom with someone in the next stall named Bill Bill: "Hi" Joe: "Hi" Bill: "How you doing" Joe: "Good" Bill: "You traveling" Joe: "Yes to Alabama" Bill: "Yeah, I got to go a guy in the next stall answering all my questions bye"

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what do a blonde and a brunette have in common? They were both red-heads until they walked into great clips.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Shit on her face

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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How many People does it take to change a lightbulb? One

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You know whats funny Aids

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A baby seal walks into a club. :|

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if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

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A Jewish man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

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antonis sister is mighty fine

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Go away nothing to see here,. I said go away

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I don't know about anybody else, but I just watched a part of a My Little Pony episode, and there's something about them that makes you want to come back and watch more. It's wierd, like mind control. Has anyone noticed this?

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Why did the child with one arm shave his head? He is a swimmer.

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A Man thought it was a good day and to go on anti-joke.com then he saw a post that had a link. This man was you and the link was http://minedgamez.tk/beta/ The man then clicked the link and fucking laughed so hard xD. She died in a car crash. Then a pickle appeared. It was then eaten by you not realizing it was actually a hamster.

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Q: Billy has 47 pieces of cake, he eats 38. What does he have left? A: Diabetes

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A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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