- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

What do you call a black and white ruler? Barack Obama.

Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

Knock Knock? Whos there? Not Madeleine McCann.

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

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What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

How you know that you are flying with a "no frills" airline? There are no meals or films provided, no orange juice to drink during ascent and descent and no mid-flight shop service.

what did the 14 year old boy get for christmas? nothing because he his sitting in prison for killin his parents and is serving a life sentence.

why did the black man sit in the back of the bus? becouse all the seat where taken in the front

What did the broom say to the vacuum cleaner? "Your mom sucks."

Roses are red. I have OCD. That rose IS red right.. Let me check again.

A drunken man grabbed a gun and shot his entire family to death. Luckily, a even drunker man had shot them moments before, so it really only served to ruin the perfectly good wall behind them with bullet holes.

The seven dwarves sat around the house feeling Grumpy, so Grumpy left.

Yo Momma so old, that she has arthritis.

Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

What did your mom make me for Christmas... ...An apple pie because she is a very nice lady

Knock knock Who's there ... Hello? Is there anyone there? (In the bushes) Ha! He'll never suspect us!

why was the black guy running from the cops? i dont know either

What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? One is a devotee of the torah, one is a delicious meal.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I've got a shotgun, Give me the money.

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