- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

Knock Knock. Who's there? (knocker runs for life).

What will ur wife say when she finds you in bed with a hore-s.

What did the Muslim say to the American? Hi

Where do cows go when they're bored? Wherever they're standing. Cows cannot use toilets, regardless of their mood.

whats worse than the holocaust ? ms.brinkmann? noo close....a black guy trying toget a job.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? (Other): "Because the P is silent." Because they're extinct.

What did the fish want to drink? Charlie Brown

why did the plane crash because it was 9-11

If I could rearrange the letters of the alphabet.... dklaujeo bnvalue doiandkluq!!

If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

whats worse than getting no gifts for christmas? getting hit by a bus for christmas

What do you call a fly without wings? Injured and left for dead.

Tyler is a downer and is always negative to everybody

What do you call a hispanic man hopping a large fence? A hispanic man hopping a large fence.

Why weren't the two gays invited to the office party? Because there is no office party until december, therefor no one was invited.

Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

how do you get a clown off a swing? hit him with an axe

Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

What's the difference between a woman? Apart from the differing reproductive systems and body organs, women are characterized by a need to create food.

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