ask me if i'm a tree are you a tree? No.

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what's the difference between dodo and doodoo doodoo is still around for you to see

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I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

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How do you get a Blonde to brake her nosebone? You put your dick under a glastable! QQ

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What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

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What's better than r a p e? Consensual sex.

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What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

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How do you stop a black man from bleeding? You give him a bandaid. What if he keeps crying? Tell him to stop. What if he cries more? Buy him an ostrich.

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What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

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TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

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A man walks into the bar and ask the bartender for a shot of vodka. He drinks the vodka.

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So a rouge names creampiiemaker was walking in the vast lands of the arathi basin when a night elf druid with 585 stan and a resil rating of 6750 asked yo bro you wanna duel, the rogue asked with a grin on his face if the night elf was kidding, they then shook hands and went out to gold shire, village and dined on porridge made from the finest vendor, they then warsonged it up all night for mad honor points and got lap dances in gold shire tavern.

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Want to hear the World's shortest joke? Peace. [L]

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Roses are red,Violets are blue, I like Tities and so do you

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ring around the rosie ... your dead

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Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

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What did the black guy, the Mexican guy, and the Chinese guy have for lunch? A sandwich

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How many cops does it take to change a lightb- [Beaten to death by cops]

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When would you find a Mexican, Asian, Black and white guy hanging out? Never

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

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How do you tell if someone likes butter? You ask them

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What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

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How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

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Knock Knock Who's there? F F who? F you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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