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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two guys jump off a cliff... the third guy calls an ambulance.

"...."-Hellen Keller

What did the Carbon atom say to the Oxygen atom? Nothing, basic elements are incapable of speech. It requires a culmination of many atoms to form a living human capable of speaking to another human.

The Grinch stole Christmas, he accidentally dropped it and Christmas was ruined for everyone life sucked -shane,Adam,David and Riley go cry about it

what did the black women name her child jamaal

What happened to the child who was rushed into hospital with a deadly disease? He pulled through. I'ts depressing to be constantly hearing sad anti jokes, so here is a nice one. The child in question lived to eighty one, had a great life and a good job. See, it's nice to read a happy anti joke!

glens walk to the kitchen : The Green Mile

I really don't like Holocaust jokes. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off of a guard tower.

I like the color potato.

What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

What the man from the arapahoe tribe say to the mexican who was living in a trash bag? You should try a hotel room. They comfortably sleep 67-493 mexicans.

What smells like dead rats? Dead hamsters

Dad always said that laughter was the best medicine. Maybe that's why he died of tuberculosis.

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. The prior sentence is a grammatically correct sentence in American English.

What makes a subaru a subaru? The fag thats driving it

You know what's the least funniest part about cancer? I am about to die in about a month or so.

Two lifelong friends walk into the locl Bar and each order a Beer. " So how's life treating ya?" Phil replies, " Well Doug, I've got Stage Four Lung Cancer. I'm going to Die, remember?" Unfortunately, Doug doesn't remember because Doug has a Brain Tumor.

Why did the chair break? The person that sat in it was over weight

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

What do you do when you do what the do is the do for the do to do what you're doing that's done for what she did if you didn't do what not to do? ^error

i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis.

A: Knock, knock. B: Who's there? The writer of this joke had no idea how to end this.

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