Did you here about the guy who got his right leg and right arm cut off? I made him up but he would make one good anti-joke.

Why couldn't the dwarf mother reach for the top shelf? Her height was at a mini-mum.

What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

A man asks his friend "what's black, blue, and red all over?" He repiles, "Nothing, because I'm colorblind."

Roses are red violets are blue tulips are purple/pink

Yo momma so ugly, she makes french people say "you are ugly" in whatever language they speak.

A elephant drowns when it was swimming, why did this happen? Who cares its already dead!

Roses are Verbotten Violets are Verbotten Anti-jokes is Verbotten Everything is Verbotten boats aren't Verbotten

Why was the Irishman ejected from the bar? For breaching client-attorney privilege, and the correct term is disbarred.

My friend and I were telling jokes the other day. Ha said " I've run out of dead baby jokes!" to which I replied " I've run out of dead babies."

Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

I bet I can say the the whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world. The whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world.

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I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

i said call 911 and they said whats the number?

The Israeli asked the Japanese guy to open his eyes The Japanese guy said, I'm not squinting you crazy Jew. You're the one that sold me these cheap glasses.

What is funnier than one dead baby? Two dead Babies

What hapenz when u drnk very hot cup of tea after lunch ............:-> nothing ... Cup becomes empty

Q: what did the poor, blind, deaf, orphan girl get for Christmas? A: cancer.

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

Why was the potatoe hot Cuz I cooked it

Was that last joke funny? Well this one isn't.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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