Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why'd he fall off again? Because we put him back on.

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Why did the man go to the hospital Because he was hurt

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why did jenny get 22 turnovers in a basketball game? because jenny has down syndrome

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I'm Coming

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Why was the woman worried? She was coughing up blood

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what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

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Why did Charlie eat a baked potato? Because he was hungry.

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Why didn't Susan go to school on show-and-tell day? Because she's dead.

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knowck knowck whos there? shea shea who? shea...duh!

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Ily bae

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Q. What's white and lives in a tree? A. A fridge.

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Why are black people not allowed to play football? They are.

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what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

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Bison: I just dont feel like having bread for breakfast again Sagat: You want some... Cornflakes? Bison: Ohohoh Ahahaha! Sagat: You like it? Bison: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Balrog: :( What about those tapes I made for you? You want me to...:( Bison: Balrog, shut up.

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Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

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Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black.

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 6's family

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Guy 1: why are you being such a douche? Guy 2: cause douches get the most pussy

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Helena: Can u get me a pencil? Me: Sure. Me: Mr. Brandmeyer can u give me a pencil? Mr. Brandmeyer: Why? Me: I don't know. That's what Helena said.

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar.... Homosexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual pandas just have piece? Man 1: Were the hell did you come from? Homosexual Panda: My mother's uterus same as you, retard.

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A frog walks into a bar and the bartender thinks he is very well evolved because frogs don't walk they hop

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If life throws you melons, you should do your best to avoid them. Large and hard objects such as melons can easily harm you if moving at high speeds. Fortunately, life is not a physical entity that can throw melons or anything else - so the chances of this event occurring to you are exceedingly low.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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