- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

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OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Repeat. Yeah.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist!

There's a mexican and african american in a car. Who's driving? A cop.

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

why was the boy sad? because.

On the next line im going to write a joke: George W. Bush

Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

so today i took a poop. hehe

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the tiger.

Gas prices are so high, I've had to resort to walking and riding my bike.

Gus's mom

In Soviet Russia, life was very hard due to the failing economy and oppressive government.

Three tomatoes were walking down the street, a daddy, a mummy and a baby and...wait did I say tomatoes, sorry, I meant people.

Q: A vandal walked into a bar. What did the bartender say? A: Nothing, the vandal had covered him and the bar in pritt stick before he had the opportunity to speak, then left with his penguin accomplice, Reginald the third.

Moral"We all miss someone sometimes during our life, but just remain patient as you aim again, reload and hit that someone!"

a dog and a duck went out for a meal they both ordered lobster and enjoyed the night.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the tree fall over? The koala forgot to let go.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A. Treadmil

What happens when you give a Jew an iPhone? He says thank you and gives you a hug.

What is the different between going to church and reading a newspaper? You can take your shoes off when you read a newspaper.

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