- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the octopus say to the squid? Nothing, considering these two species can't speak.

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What did the T-rex say to the elephant? i like bananas

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

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What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

How do you get a clown to shut up? Hit him in the face with an axe

What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

women's rights

What do you get when you jump into the Red Sea? Wet.

What do you call cheese that isn't your's Well it would depend on what type of cheese it actually is

What do you call a man with no head? Nothing he has no ears.

How do you get a baby into a bowl? Use a blender. How do you get the baby out of the bowl? Tortilla chips.

Why was the boy with no arms and legs crying? He had a lit match in his anus.

Q. Why did the child's mother tell him to clean his room? A. Because his room was messy.

Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

What do you get when you mix C4 with a lit- KABOOM!!!

a child swallows a cleaning product, why is he given chocolate milk? to make him happy before he dies

Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

Who gets more action than my best friend Reese? My raped cousin....

"Knock knock..." "come in"

What was Hitlers first toy? An easy back oven.

Whats black on top and white on bottom? R a p e.

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