- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Christian walks into a bar . . . mitzvah.

Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam. To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

-Whats not funny and has wheels? >What? -The Holocaust... I was lying about the wheels

Praise Paisley

Contrary to the popular saying, "An apple a day keeps the doctor away," if you get cancer there's nothing an apple can do...

What? Chicken butt Why? Chicken thigh Who? Deez nuts

Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

Roses are blue violets are red I think I'm getting drunk get me to my van

In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

What happens when you spend far too much money in a gambling machine during a solar eclipse on a leap year? You get poor.

Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

I'm at a payphone. Though I'm out of change so I'm unable to call my girlfriend and break up with her.

Whats worse then the Holocaust? Chlamydia.

What does a scouter say about his power level? It's over 9'000!!!!!!!!!

Dear Diary, I am down to my last drops of water, I'm going to die soon. Wait, a man is offering me some water! Theres still hope, wait he said sike and ran off. I'm going to die alone.

Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

What's the difference between a black businessman and a white businessman? Their skin colour.

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

Why couldn't the elephant ride the bike? Because it didn't have a thumb to ring the bell!

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

Dwight Howard

what's the difference between two pieces of bacon and a blond girl? The blond girl is a human and it's against the law to eat her.

What's worse than a kid with a big head? Nothing you just look weird like Austin

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