A guy finds a lamp in the desert and rubs it 3 times.. No genie appears because there is no such thing as Magic.

Why did the woman stop jogging? She got mauled by a bear.

i hate christians and muslims, until drugs are involved. iduno what dat is, i try it.

why did the older man give candy to the little kids? he was in a parade

Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

What do you call a muslim flying a plane> .....a pilot

What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

What do you get when you cross an own and a bungee cord? My ass

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

Q: What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? A: A SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE!

What do you call a scottish drunk? a taxi

how do you kill a blonde?? put a scratch n sniff on the bottom of a pool

What's a fat chinaman? A guy who somehow got obese on rice. HOW DOES THAT HAPPEN?!

Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

A priest was walking home from church one day when he found a young boy crouching naked in the bushes. The priest contacted local law enforcement authorities on his cell phone and proceeded home once they arrived.

What do you do when the Cubs win the world series? Turn the xbox off and go to bed.

What comes after 69? mouthwash

Why was the phone wearing glasses? It lost its contacts!

Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

Why couldn't the towel talk? Because it didn't have a language.

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

I wish you were never born. Me too. Then I wouldn't have been raped today.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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