- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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This is an anti-joke.

It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

Black Ops? That sounds illegal. Anyway, what do you mean you are a employee only? I mean if you where a fed, you would either be on the top, or be an employee no?

I run, but I have no legs. I see, but I have no eyes. What am I? A prospective result of future medical advancements that allow the disabled to live normal, healthy and fulfilling lives.

Rebecca Black walks into a bar and gets shot.

You know what's cool? Yep.

what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

If life hands you melons, you might be dyslexic.

One, two, three, four and five

Every 5 seconds a child dies in Somalia. Good news is there are 4 second intervals when a child isn't dying in Somalia. I say kill them all

What happens when a bunch of animals break into your house... they eat you.

Knock knock

I'm Andrew Schmitt

So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

What's brown and sticky? Most forms of excrement.

What do you call a Black guy who flies planes? A pilot

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice T!ts

why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

why'd my house get destroyed I was afraid the tornado that hit mass was going to destroy it so I blew it up

Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

what is green and red and goes 100 miles per hour? frog in a blender

FOX News: Fair and balanced

what do you call a man without an umbrella? wet

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