- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the mexican do after he finished his taco? He was eaten by a dinosaur.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

What is worse than seeing a pile of dead minorities? Dropping a dollar.

Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

Have you ever seen that gay clown in asda.

Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

If bananas are purple, then what color are oranges? I am not going to tell you the answer because this joke has no significance whatsoever.

What did the little girl with cancer get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far

What did the Little 8 year old boy do when a big black man walked into his house? He said "Hi daddy", then they happily ate dinner together.

What did the scarf say to the hat? Nothing, a scarf can't talk.

I walked in ony my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them

guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

Whats the difference between a baby and a bowling ball? I dont have a bowling ball stapled to my tree

what do you call a pie in a roll a roll and pie

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

what you get time to go with? - a clock

What colour are blackberries? Purple.

What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? Their both purple. except for the rabbit

Jokes are dumb. Stories are better. Did you ever hear the story of the blind man who walked into the fish market and said, "Evenin' ladies!"?

What's worse than finding the Holocaust in your apple? Nothing

Rishi has popcorn while wass n jess r making jokes on anti jokes

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