A black man takes a girl home from a nightclub. She says "Show me it's true what they say about black men". So he reveals a big penis and they have sex there and then.

What is stupid and looks like you? You.

Ron Paul for President!

What's worse than a man with AIDS? The fact that this is considered a joke.

Q: What's funnier than a baby in a blender? A: A baby in a clownsuit in a blender.

what did the surfer do on his computer? browse the internet

What's do you call a prostitute in a hospital? A concerned parent.

so the weather's nice...

Things to do get an A on my test win my hockey game become immortal well that escalated quickly

Whats worse then a worm in your apple...... some of these jokes

What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

Where does Elmo live? In Sesame Street.

A bar walked into a bar. To get to the other horse.

What looks like a flower, smells like a flower, and feels like a flower, but isn't a flower? Just kidding it's a flower

So um think of two things. Oh wait backspace that. What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Ok answer. Ok stop no seriously so. Enter. Ok Enter. Q backspace A nope Chuck Testa

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road? It got ran over by a car!

I drink poodle juice for breakfast lunch and dinner I was then turned into a tree

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family!!!!!!!!!!!!!¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡!¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡!!!!!!¡¡¡¡

Your Mother

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

golf is so gay i mean look at what they name the different clubs 3 wood 4 wood 5 wood 6 wood just give it a beat and you got a catchy song

One day a man walked into a wall

If you give a mouse a cookie, he will probably eat it then have a heart attack due to the high level of sugar in the cookie

How do you get 500 babies into one bathtub? a blender. How do you get them out? NACHOOOS

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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