- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worst than the finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worst than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Finding seven dead babies in a trash can. What's worst than that? Finding one dead baby in seven trash cans.

What did the guy say to helen keller nothing... according to helen keller

Why did a kid throw a clock out the window? Because he was adopted

What did the blind man say to his best friend? All i see is darkness and i want to end my life

How do you make a little boy cry? You rape his dog

What comes after 23? 24.

Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

what did the toe say to the other toe? nothing they cant speak

What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

What did the priest say to the little boy? "Reading antijokes in rapid succession takes almost all humor from them."

Why is minecraft so awesome? Because real life is boring as crap.

What did the children say when the magician pulled a rabbit out of his hat? Nothing, but the parents called Animal Control, and the magician was imprisoned after a dog-fighting ring was discovered in Michael Vick's estate.

raising eyebrows to expose eyes can also be a signal of attraction ('I'm looking at you, gorgeous. Can you see?').

Whats worse than passing out drunk and having your friends draw on your face? When you die of alcohol poisoning in the morning

I ounce had a parrot it talked buy never said im hungry so it died

What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

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What's the difference between humans and dogs? 4.

What do you call an Ethiopian with buck teeth? Lucky to have teeth.

why can't Amy ride on the rollercoaster? Because she's under the height limit.

Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

A jellyfish walks into a bar, the bar doesnt appreciate him, so he retreats back to his jellyfish lands.

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