- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

Why was the kid late for his dentist appointment? He was abducted and he's been missing for thirteen days

Roses are blue Violets are red This isn't humor The Hell's wrong with you?

What did the priest say to the little boy? "Reading antijokes in rapid succession takes almost all humor from them."

Cry me a river. Then build a bridge and become a structural engineer.

Roses are red Violets are violet Jesus Christ how dumb can you get.

Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

Two Chavs jump off a clift who wins? Neither the sport of Tomb stoning is considered non competitive much like jogging

a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

What did the priest do to the little crying boy in an enclosed room? He forgave the boy for his sins. Then he raped him.

What did the doctor say to the recently diagnosed AIDS patient? I'm sorry there is nothing we can do.

The day after Christmas a chain-smoker, a sex addict, and an alcoholic go to the doctor. The doctor tells the three friends that they need to quit their addiction or they will die. R.I.P. Tommy, Jacob, and Winston 1/1/2011

i have alzheimer's, so i forgot the punchline to this joke

A guy watches a porno. When it is over, he said; "Wow, that was deep"

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ?... because he was dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - I lied, it was a goat.

What happened when the black man tried to cross the road Nothin. He tripped on a bug trying to get on the edge

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

An Italian leaves the mofia

Why did the man rape the woman? He had a lapse in judgement.

At 1:00AM, an old man is woken up by a knocking on the door. 'Knock knock' 'Who's there' 'An orange' The man opens the door to find a talking orange on his doorstep. The man remembers he has Schizophrenia and goes back to sleep.

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